New riding lawn mower for my wife

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biknut

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I try to do something nice for her, but she doesn't appreciate it. What a ingrate.

 

Allen_Wrench

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I try to do something nice for her, but she doesn't appreciate it. What a ingrate.

Here's a preview of how things would go if I gave that to my own wife:

Me: "Dear, look. I got you a lawnmower."

Sarah: *looks at, with pokerface* "That's nice. Is it comfortable?"

Me: "Comfortable? The seat? Yeah, it's a saddle-type; it's pretty comfy."

Sarah: "Comfortable enough for YOU to sleep on?"

***WARNING! - WARNING! - WARNING!***
 

NEAT TIMES

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One time she told me my premature grey hair made me look extinquist.

I had mixed emotions, like when my mother inlaw ran off a very high cliff in my new convertible.
 
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Allen_Wrench

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Just out of curiosity, did that picture come from the "There, I Fixed It" site? I wouldn't be surprised. I think I've seen variations on that theme before.
 

bairdco

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i saw one of those in real life not too long ago. it was all done up in green and yellow with john deere logos (john deere actually had bikes made for them a bunch of times over the years. i think they're still made today.)

it wasn't mowing any lawns, but it looked cool.
 

Dan

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Dangit BN! Now am thinking a recumbent with gokart sized wheels. Low gearded so as to be a double feature device. Exercise and lawn equipment.

We have an acre and a half. That will teach her.

LOL!!! She just walked in and I showed her your picture. Her exact words and I quote; "I want one!" Snicker, then showed her what I typed. Burnt PBJs for dinner. Again. Snork.
 

Dan

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hmmm, tow behind? Gokart pusher?

Now Carol really wants one.

This would make a really cool contest. "Best MB lawn mower"