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brother john

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Yeah she has crazy eyes...can you imagine your first day on the job and ya get a call to get a penis out of a disposal...
 

Dan

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OMG! Ya just know she is gonna be a hero in prison too.

"In cases of penis loss, a penis-like structure with limited utility can be constructed using flesh and skin from the forearm, said Gelman.

Patients — typically older men — often function without a penis by having the urethra threaded through the scrotum to facilitate seated urination, said Gelman."

"Penis like with limited utility"!?

Urinating sitting down while sober is just so, so wrong. The punishment will never be close to what the crime calls for. I vote we send her to ...well else where and trade her for a woman who's crime is showing an ankle or some thing horrendous like that.
 

Dan

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She should be thrown down a garbage disposal. This lady pushed her anger too far.

Ayup! Very, very slowly and fun parts first.


The punishment for being a bad husband (if he was one) is not emasculation and dismemberment.


(Side note. I inadvertently spelled emasculation correctly and with out spell check. LOL, wut would Sigmund Freud say?)