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Allen_Wrench

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Feb 6, 2010
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My new bike has an american frame by columbia, a chinese motor, english fenders by raleigh, and a german gas tank by heineken so Ive started calling it the Globe Trotter... which shortens nicely to GT. Hopefully Ill come up with a better international name by the time I finish the build.
GT is pretty good. Besides, "Chinamerenglerman" takes a lot of space on the side of the tank.
 

vampiric_conure

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Jul 21, 2010
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I have two for my 'in progress' project. Because I'll be transporting my service dog and I'm going into electric power, I had to use the name 'WattPawr'

Right now it's just 'Mindfreak' because 1) I hate bicycles due to my awful balance and I'm forced to ride it while looking for parts to turn it into a tadpole trike. As a result I freak out every time I ride and 2)The drivers in the city are insane.
 

Smokey1981

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Jul 9, 2010
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How bout....."Hardly Runningsoon" that should be self explanitory or my personal fav and the one i'll use on my maiden build "Rolls Canardly" as in it rolls down one hill and can hardly make it up the next. lol

laff
 

BarelyAWake

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Jul 21, 2009
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I have the "Old New" bike and the "New Old" bike...

Which I'll admit isn't terribly clever and confuses the heck outa people... and I'll have no idea what to call 'em when I get another :p
 

midnight_rider

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Aug 2, 2010
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I'm gonna call mine "Beast Of Burden" ... because if I get pulled over on the way home from work with it today I'm gonna be in a boatload of trouble !!!!

I always wear a helmet

 

Allen_Wrench

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Feb 6, 2010
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I've got it! I've got it: "Gnarly Davidson"! No? How about "Yo'-mama-ha!"? Still shaking your head, huh? Alright, what about "Moto-Goosey"? (Give 'em the bird, I say.) Oh well, I tried.
 

KCvale

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Feb 28, 2010
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I haven't put a sticker on mine but I have called her Elinore since day 2 of the build.
That refers to the elusive Mustang Cobra Nicolas Cage could never get in 'Gone in 60 Seconds' because of the difficulty my first Jackshaft Build had.

I do like the Harly references though ;-}
Clever names, and fun topic.
 

roginc

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Jul 31, 2010
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Memphis
Mine is "Nothing but Trouble" or just "Trouble" for short. This name came to me because this build has been nothing but trouble!!!