Why I Can't Get Nothin' Done

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Michigan Mike

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Dec 9, 2008
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Somebody sent me the email below not long ago.
If you can't relate to it yet ... just wait! ;)

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I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of pop I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the pop aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The pop is getting warm,

and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the pop,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.

I put the pop on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed

the bills aren't paid

there is a warm can of pop sitting on the counter

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only 1 check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,

I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail (the forum (^)).... !!!
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captainrichhill

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May 31, 2008
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Well it's A.D.H.D. or you're a master of mulitasking. : )
I heard someone with the same type of day say the fix is O.H.I.O.
ONLY
HANDLE
IT
ONCE!

OHIO! When I start having one of thosedays.
 

civlized

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Apr 28, 2009
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FOCUS!!
One thing at a time. My brain tries to make me do the same thing, but I don't let it. I make myself finish what I started to do first. It's like having to wear blinders. Multi tasking is only good for people that are good multi taskers. Most of us aren't and want to be.