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Buzzard

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Jul 9, 2008
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This is a brilliant idea. Einstien and Edison would be green with envy!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not Xray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hiddden on or in your body
The explosion would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it is brilliant. I can see it now; you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
 

2door

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Sep 15, 2008
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Buzzard...you have my full authority to proceed with this project. Just a thought but could the booth be programed to also eliminate anyone with a cell phone...never mind, I guess that's taking it too far. Just go with the bombs to start with. :)
Tom
 

Mac

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Dec 3, 2009
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Buzzard,
Absolutely BRILLANT!! It will only take one or two of those before anyone would think twice!!

Mac
 

dirtybit2012

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Dec 4, 2010
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Lol that's the solution man. I aint never flying again. Been over seas 4 times don't need to fly, I will take a boat next time. Last time I flew it was ridiculous so stayin put in USA!
 

Elmo

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Buzzard that is the best idea to come along since Madam Curie discovered penicillin. The only problem is all the homeland security goons wont have a job anymore and would have to go on unemployment.
 

Allen_Wrench

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I love it. It's both sinister and life-saving at the same time! I would willingly donate any inventive expertise I have toward its developement if you ever get serious. I mean it.