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maniac57

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Oct 8, 2011
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The first ride after installing these, I spun the tire for six blocks! When it finally hooked up and I got the front wheel on the ground, I was in Arkansas!
I was going so fast the engine noise never did catch up so it was eerily silent the whole time....
 

2door

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Sep 15, 2008
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You apparently ignored the warning lable that came with your stickers and put one on each side of your tank:

Caution, Caution, Caution!
Never put two of these stickers on your bike.
We take no responsibility for any damage done to your bike/you or your engine in the case of abuse of the use of these stickers. Caution!

Tom
 

maniac57

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Oct 8, 2011
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Now I have to find the chainguard so more will fit....
My neighbor is mad because the engine noise finally caught up about 4:30 this morning...
and the sound wave tore all the hair off his cat.
I had to install sheet metal screws in the rim to keep the tire from just spinning in the rim every time I gas it.!
It was easy to find my way home from Arkansas though...
I just retraced my route by following the black mark and smoke clouds!
 

maniac57

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Oct 8, 2011
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There was a English guy bragging about breaking the sound barrier or something recently...
I think I can hydroplane across the English channel and teach those guys what real speed is!
Does anybody know where I can find some space shuttle tiles to keep my paint from burning off in the air friction?
Oh, yeah! One more tip! Put a piece of sheet metal under your shirt in back to keep the melted rubber chunks coming off the tire from burning your spine
 

2door

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I put speed stripes on my bike and it doesn't go any faster. :( What am I doing wrong?.shft.
Speed stripes are all together different than these stickers. They have to be tuned to the bike. The stickers come pre-tuned and will work on any motorized bicycle. 2 stroke or 4, Motorbicycling.com stickers are a sure fire way to add performance to your ride and work with other modifications such as expansion chambers, high compression heads, superchargers and burning nitro methane.

Tom
 

jimmymc2286

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Nov 26, 2012
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My Brother but a set of these on his bike yesterday. This morning he left on a ride around the border of the lower 48 states. He said these stickers not only increased his HP but also increased his gas mileage. I will know by how much when he gets back in the morning
 

maniac57

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Oct 8, 2011
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I put another sticker on the muffler and decided to test it out.
I took off from the dead end and when I popped the clutch and the engine started, all the pavement just stripped off and piled up behind the bike before I even touched the gas!
I can't try it again because the street is blocked now with a huge pile of broken asphalt.
Any of you guys got a bulldozer I could borrow?
 

ResetBTTN

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Comical commentary. I had to private message Paul to get mine. Thanks for the laughs. Now seriously I came here for the power boost and speed. So where's the link...
 

mark880088

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OMG I have four of these. Dare I put them all on? Gota give it a try wish me luck. I think for safety I will ware my helmet while putting them on! Hey maybe if I go fast enough I can go back in time and stop myself from buying those two piece of **** ht kits I bought.
 

maniac57

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Oct 8, 2011
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OMG I have four of these. Dare I put them all on? Gota give it a try wish me luck. I think for safety I will ware my helmet while putting them on! Hey maybe if I go fast enough I can go back in time and stop myself from buying those two piece of **** ht kits I bought.

I tried to keep from doing it, I tried and failed.
THE SPEED!
THE SPEED!