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Old 07-06-2009, 09:48 PM
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Default Re: motorized bike - security methods

1) Get an alarm.
2) Chain a mean dog to it.
3) Install a solar-powered electric fence doohickey on the motorized bicycle with one terminal connected to the frame, the other to a handy earth ground.
4) Chain a big sack-O-dead skunks to it.
5) Put a big puddle of [fake] blood and some spent shotgun shells next to it with drag marks toward the dumpster.
6) Get insurance.
7) Some combination of the above.

Last edited by Earthman; 07-07-2009 at 08:42 AM.
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