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Old 05-19-2009, 09:26 PM
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Default Re: Creative Engineering Turnaround Time

Originally Posted by Creative Engineering View Post
Down South,

I love your signature!

Mark Twain had some good quotes:

Here they are just for fun

Mark Twain:

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Mark Twain

DAMMIT Jim! After reading these I'm going to have to dig out my well worn old VHS tape of "Life on the Mississippi!" Well I'm not really mad, but I LOVED his sayings. Kids at work ask me how we are going to ever get done by closing, I always say "By Push and Enterprise" They look at me in the oddest ways...

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