My Bikes Confiscated by the Feds
An hour ago two county sheriffs, two U.S. Marshals and a guy from the EPA came to my door. They demanded to see my bikes and they had a Federal warrant allowing them to examine and confiscate. I took them to the garage and the EPA guy took one look and said, "take all of them".
They had a black Chevy SUV with a trailer which had three other motorized bikes in it and they loaded my four and drove away. The U.S Marshals presented me with a warrant to appear in Federal Court in two weeks to answer charges of violating Fedeal EPA regulations.
My lawyer is out of town, won't be back until tomorrow. I'm afraid I'm screwed.
Age and Treachery Will Always Triumph
Over Youth and Skill & "Charlie Don't Ride"