15 years ago I was pulled over by a state trooper for no license plate light. I had a bunch of empties in the car on the passenger floor (stupid, I know!) and by my math I had 13 beers in 3 hours. Cop talks to me, I pass all the dexterity tests. Then he pulls out the breathalyzer.
I'm 6'3.5" 215 (at the time) with a mean lean metabolism. I blew a 0.01