Thread: I'm a rich man
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Old 07-27-2013, 12:09 AM
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Default Re: I'm a rich man

Since this thread is so far off the tracks, I'll pass on this little story.....

I grew up in a small, rural town in SE Oklahoma. There was an old man that was a throw-back to ages past. When he went somewhere, he always returned by the same route. Hmmm.......why's this, you ask??

He would always take a can of spray paint with him on his travels. When he happened onto a roadkill, he would stop, get outa his truck, and spray a paint dot on the animal facing the oncoming traffic. Hmmm.....why's this, you ask??

Well, on the way back (same route, mind you), if he saw roadkill without a paint dot, he knew that this was fresh roadkill. He'd stop and throw it in the back of his truck ---- ta dah....supper!!

True story. Really. Can't make this stuff up. Really.
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