Funny how threads get derailed occasionally with humorous results.
I had some neighbors who had two plywood people in their yard. One was a farmer with his back to you and appeared to be relieveing himself. The other was a farmer's wife, again a back view and she was bent over as if pulling weeds. My neighbors were on vacation and I went over and moved the farmer to stand behind his wife. You'll have to use your imagination to know what that looked like.
I moved them back to their original places the day before my neighbors came home.