Re: Seat post stuck
A hack saw blade would slice the post. It would take some work and caution but it would do the trick. I'd tape the saw blade to protect your hand and just saw vertically down the inside of the post.
After it is split most of the way you should be able to wedge something like a slender screw driver down inside and compress it away from the tube wall.
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