Just a thing I do for my business, print on magnets. You can buy printable sheets at any office supply and stick em to your gas tank. Is way more expensive but folks save em where as with a paper one, they end up in a wallet with a phone number on the back.
When I print these up, gonna change the caption to;
Stop pedaling your arse around town
Wut? I didn't say peddeling. snork.