Motorized bicycles are like fat chicks...

Tony01

Tony01

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...They're lots of fun till your friends see you riding one.. :D

Greetings! young guy here been lurking for a year... Machinist by trade, currently a lathe guy in a small shop. Got hooked last year when I rode a 50cc china cruiser. Picking up a Briggs 3.5hp, still cannot decide between auto or tensioned belt clutch... Plans are to run a jackshaft and single chain going to the back. Frame wise.. looking to cut up a cruiser till it looks like a bobber and fits the Briggs. My end goal is something reliable, quiet, fast, and looks like a low-slung flat-bar bobber bike, that I can still pedal around downtown squares or campuses if need be.

Looking forward to asking lots of newbie questions and riding them fat bottom girls! i mean, MB's... :eek:
T.
 
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Love that song!! Just got a running Briggs 3.5 for $30! Needs cleaning and tuning. Rock 'n Roll!!
 
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Good deal on the Briggs. I'm going to be picking up a 49cc Lifan (Honda clone) for $50, and plan to install it on an older Schwinn cruiser frame. I dont plan to cut up the frame though, but your project ideas sound pretty cool too.
 
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beginner01 said:
...They're lots of fun till your friends see you riding one.. :D

Greetings! young guy here been lurking for a year... Machinist by trade, currently a lathe guy in a small shop. Got hooked last year when I rode a 50cc china cruiser. Picking up a Briggs 3.5hp, still cannot decide between auto or tensioned belt clutch... Plans are to run a jackshaft and single chain going to the back. Frame wise.. looking to cut up a cruiser till it looks like a bobber and fits the Briggs. My end goal is something reliable, quiet, fast, and looks like a low-slung flat-bar bobber bike, that I can still pedal around downtown squares or campuses if need be.

Looking forward to asking lots of newbie questions and riding them fat bottom girls! i mean, MB's... :eek:
T.
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Welcome to the forum from Dallas.

I know you didn't mean it this way but think about it. Some people don't like motor bicycles.

So sometimes it's nice to be able to pedal around the squares lol.
 
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Exactly Bikenut. Sometimes I'll cut the engine and wave to the old ladies or let children cross. That's the best part; their versatility! But when I see teen agers or a motorcycle gang...yeah, I'll give it FULL THROTTLE and watch their expressions.
 
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I had a friend who reckoned his girlfriend was shade in the summer and warmth in the winter.
 
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The Cult of Thin among women causes immense misery, a woman with theright amount of meat on her is a magnificent sight, but they all try to fit into clothes designed by somebody who failed life studies at art school.
 
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Ludwig II said:
The Cult of Thin among women causes immense misery, a woman with theright amount of meat on her is a magnificent sight, but they all try to fit into clothes designed by somebody who failed life studies at art school.
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Yesss! Especially when they're young!! I have only had one like that... I really liked her a lot.

OK, Noob question #1: Why is it harder to pick up chubby women than the hotties??
 
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