Originally Posted by waistofhumanspace
To date a schwinn;
Buy it shinny jewelry to wear they love that, wisper sweet affectionate things while you touch it softly they love that too, Then take it some where quiet & secluded where you can ride it untill it squeels, then I would suggest you lube it up & do it all over again untill your legs go numb, keep in mind it's in its 50's so be respectfull.
LMAO... well done.
DB, the bike looks great! Are you going to use a shift kit on it?