Re: my bike was stolen!
Grats on getting your bike back! He was not trying to steal it? LMFAO! I believe "borrowing" something against the owner's will is actually stealing. I doubt the intent to give it back actually matters. Try doing that with a new car from a car lot.
"But occifer, I was going to give it back in a week after beating the crap out of it, what's the problem?"