And why do the spandexers never smile?
Is it against their click rules?
Aren't they happy riding?
Did they realize that they just spent as much on their bicycle as a new car costs, and they have to do all the work to get anywhere on it?
Is it that they spent $thousands on their bike, and no one realizes it, or cares outside of their social click? (I mean, it isn't a Porsche, so the average person doesn't appreciate the 2 wheel status symbol. They wouldn't know a Trek from a Cranbrook!)
Maybe if they had a motor on it they wouldn't be able to get the smile off their faces!