Originally Posted by brett7777
Basically, it's a conspiracy, organized between the government, the FBI, CIA, & Area 51.
There hasnt been so much to do since Bin Laden was tracked down, so they have been focussing their efforts on 2 stroke motors for motorised bicycles.
Of course this is all top secret & hush hush, so don't tell anyone, but you heard it first here.
You can thank me later for letting you in on this highly confidential & sensitive information.
I expect we will see a full investigation soon on TV on 60 minutes.
Nobody is claiming that it's a conspiracy. Government organizations do things for reasons. People enjoy keeping their jobs, and it wouldn't surprise me to find that a government organizations did things like putting restrictions on those rednecky oily 2 stroke engines on chainsaws and lawn mowers because it makes it look like they're doing a good work. I don't find your parody particularly amusing.