Re: Best way to crash?
Lay the bike down and rag doll it.
Translation: Gently set the bike down so it will slide freely along the pavement. Simultaneously relax all your muscles and mentally prepare yourself for impact with the tarmac. The trick is to relax. If you tense up and tighten your muscles you stand to get more sprains and broken bones/ torn ligaments.
"It's a chinagirl. It's a sometimes fun little engine that often will break your heart. It's disposable.
Does not come with a fortune cookie."