Was getting a physical to ship out on a tanker. (New job) Nurse who was putting me in this box told me that the old guys all did better then us young guys. (was a very long time ago) I asked why? Some of the guys were WW2 vets who sailed very large ships with very large guns who were being shot up with very large shells.
With out looking up, she said "you guys play your music to loud" Cracked me up at the time but am noticing it now.