I've got an even better idea.
string them up by the naughty parts pound sand in their hinny until the rope breaks.
then clean the wounds with alcohol. then set them on fire to get rid of the alcohol.
nail their man parts to the floor in an old wooden shack set fire to the building and toss them a very dull pocketknife stand by with a 12 gauge shot gun loaded with dimes and rock salt and lower the boom on them if they make it out of the building.
better yet let Rufus turn loose the flying monkeys on them.
I wouldn't never do this to anyone but when someone rips ya off I get really upset.
all this was said in sick humor.