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Old 05-31-2011, 11:23 PM
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Default Re: I ran over a dead man

I hope he was dead BEFORE you ran over him. No, I mean I hope for YOUR SAKE he was dead before...No, that doesn't sound good either. I guess I mean that I hope you didn't kill...No, don't wanna start that way. I mean he did die first, THEN you ran him over? No, no, no, too insensitive. Let's see, some lawbreaker killed him first presumably, then in their cruel recklessness they left his body where an innocent wayfarer like yourself might happen upon it in a dangerous fashion. Wow, now I sound like a lawyer.

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