lol, that's hilarious Cam, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... for some reason.
That's a great idea about the cards Barely! I'm thinking one on the gas tank(or somewhere) too would lower the crowding.
I was getting a little sic of the questions too until I took my human powered bike for a ride. I actually missed people checking me (well, the bike; lets be honest) out while stopped at the Beer store.
Hey root, you could get a motion alarm, that'll keep'em off
I found one on Ebay for $6.