You've tickled my funny bone today silverbear - well said, and do you mind if i steal your lines for the next time i'm involved in terse negotiations over personal well being with these Spandex cyclists
Very, very good silverbear:
Do I volunteer fashion opinions with comments like, your helmet is ludicrous. It makes you look like an insect.
Tight fitting clothes are not your best friend. I was riding behind you and know this for a fact.
I'm suspicious of all religious cults and Spandexing before the God of Sweat has little appeal.
but your comment: If Spandexers are having great fun, why do they look so pissed off all the time?
carries the most truth.