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Old 02-02-2010, 07:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Default Re: Do you have security?

I repeat...

1) Get an alarm.
2) Chain a mean dog to to your bike.
3) Install a solar-powered electric fence doohickey on the motorized bicycle with one terminal connected to the frame, the other to a handy earth ground.
4) Chain a big sack-O-dead skunks to it.
5) Put a big puddle of [fake] blood and some spent shotgun shells next to it with drag marks off toward a nearby dumpster.
6) Get insurance.
7) Some combination of the above.
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