Re: Why did you put a motor on your bike?
Because it's so cheap, and since I was a bicycle mechanic in days of old, I knew I could.
I was also having all sorts of mean and nasty "Real ID" problems with the "security" measures that those people who always hate big intrusive government had adopted, and I had to even drive around for several months on a D.L. I couldn't get renewed while having to take the time and pay the expense of getting another official name change in court on my birth certificate, despite having used another name for 25 years.
But you can feel more nationally secure tonight that your friendly neighborhood transgen woman is NOT a foreign terrorist.