lol - I think we've a case of "the grass is always greener" - I'd love a few trails "groomed" by atvs and dirtbikes, banked turns and whoops! I'm right on the coast and the trails here are so gnarly even the dirtbikes need crawl along. I'd need to go inland a bit to find logging roads (I have - they're ossum, but far), even our powerline trails tend to suddenly end with a granite cliff/the intrusive ocean
Next time I head out for the bumps & muck, I'll bring my camera... I usually fear smashing it but it's so cold out I'll be takin' it easy and avoiding the water.