You would have had to be there.

As some of you know I help when I can. Please don't send me ten thousand emails saying I'm full of it after reading this. I went to the store today and there were two biycle riders from France there when I arrived. One had
a flat. He had the tube in his hand. 27" tube real narrow. No body had a patch kit. He went into the store cane out with a condom and a tube of super glue. I did have my tire pump. You can guess the rest. It held. They took off for Wally World for a new tube. SAFE BIKING? Later Tramp