Who gonna bail me out?

Man I thought I'd heard it all...jay walking tickets ect. Try a ticket for not wearing socks in Dallas in the middle of the summer (I was wearing sandles)

Well I thought I'd try goin before a judge and reducing my fine for the haneous crime and dang if I forgot the date...thought it was next week so you guessed it I now have a warrant for my arrest in Dallas for NOT WEARIN SOX!

Now it is $259 instead of $195. FYI I was operating a taxi cab and it is against regulations but there is such a thing as warning tickets. In the 2 months before I got this ticket 3 cab drivers were killed doin there job. Pretty forked up set of scruples in Dallas if you ask me.

a real friend will bail you out of jail, a really good friend will be sitting next to you! lol....

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That sounds like a blue law. kind of like the one where it's against the law to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

Here in Michigan no man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison. Guess I dodged a bullet on that one a couple of times.

Update: I called the jail I could report to to serve my time and the cop said yes I have a warrant but no judge had signed it yet so I could not turn myself in...this is like playin chess! The only way to resolve it is to pay the fine. The cop said there is no telling how long it could take for a judge to sign the warrant...bottom line they wants yer money not yer time N jail. Biggest problem is if you get pulled over and arrested they tow your car!

Whatever you do DO NOT tell your cellmate what you're in for!!!

I could say I'm in for exposing myself in public.

call your local news station, make those oinkers look stupid

They just fined a trucker in Windsor Ontario Canada for smoking in a work place.
The cab of his own truck.

Steve.

Lord! Is this really possible? Truly unbelievable. Makes ya wanna build an ark and set off for some deserted island.

Just dumbfounded.

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Dan, even better than that last one I posted or a lot more scary.

We have the Winter Olympics here in 2010. Not only has it nearly bankrupted the Province a lot of our civil rights have been suspended.

Any trucks that are going into the Olympic Venue area and are not an Olympic sponser have to have thier logos blocked out or they can not be in the area delivering.

The Olympic restaurant who have been here for some 30 years were told they have to take thier sign down.

Live in an Olympic venue area in Whistler where the games are being held or in Vancouver where some of the Venue is being held you have to have a special pass to get home and a pass/sticker to park your car. You have to pass through 3 check points to get there

Are you protesting the Olympics? Well we now have a special police just for you.
They can kick you door in and take your signs ect. and arrest you without a warrent.
They can also bother anyone who knows you, anywhere, anytime.

Want a suite in the best hotel in Vancouver? Sorry thats been reserved for the heads of the Oympic Committee.

Live in BC and want tickets to the games your grand kids will be paying for? You want f*cking what!!!!!!

Want the best one? We will have a US war ship in the harbour of Vancouver and US troops patroling the streets. Seems it's part of Homeland Security.


Steve.