MB limerick Poems

There once was a bike with a motor
It really needed a Blower
After the show the bike wouldn't go
So we dropped it off a Tower

um....

I once had a motor and broke it,
When putting it together I stroked it.
It had lots of power; Hey, she looks like a flower!
And that is the story of how I broke it.

Ok not that great, but whatever. Hope it makes sense

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I built me a bike with a sprocket
Downhill it ran like a rocket
But going uphill
It made quite a squeal
And I used an hourglass to clockit.......................

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't............

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I wanted to ride in the snow
but the tires just wouldn't go
so i went to the bin and put some screws in
and now its sunny with a glow

I went ridin my bike one mornin
I thought I heard the weather a stormin
I looked with a leer
Right straight to the rear
And seen it was only Norman.....................

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't............

Become a Forever Family, it'll change your life.
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One day whilst touching my Whizzer
My wife became all in a tizzer
She liked the engine all right
She liked the paint black as night
She wanted to spoon and then later scissor.

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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

I got my kit from China
the parts were made just Fina
It took just four hours
It has much much Power
SO fast it makes me go Blinda

There once was a man
from Nantucket....

Oh, wait, that one probably won't fly.

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Age and Treachery Will Always Triumph
Over Youth and Skill

there once were mechanics
it was poetry they stunk at
they're words were just antics
not that im any better at that

There once was a bike with a click
from the rear wheel it sure sounded sick
"I can't figure it out"
the rider did shout
but in his spokes was a stick

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Age and Treachery Will Always Triumph
Over Youth and Skill