If you want some real fun.....

george_n_texas · #1 (**permalink**) 10-14-2009, 04:07 AM

I was just readin all the posts about the snobby way the spandex and bike shop folks tend to treat us...try this one:

Go to a church you have never been to b4...look for the most worn seat in the house and sit there (get there early). You will have at least 80% of the place staring at ya LOL. Then some 80+ year old lady will come in and almost sit on ya b4 she notices you are in her seat.

And all the sheeple said BAAAAAA

**Bikeguy Joe** · #2 (**permalink**) 10-14-2009, 10:28 AM

Yeah, and that 80 year old lady might be me.

**Bikeguy Joe** · #3 (**permalink**) 10-14-2009, 10:28 AM

...and all of God's children said; "Amen".

george_n_texas · #4 (**permalink**) 10-14-2009, 02:52 PM

I noticed your avitar Joe is that the giant 3 crosses on the side of the interstate? Pretty awesome sight. I can't claim originality on the joke a friend of mine at Christ For The Nations (bible college I went to 22 years ago) told it to me first.

I was sharing with a Jehova Wittness friend of mine once about being a sheeple...he asked me if I was a sheeple myself I answered NAAAAAAAAAAAA
He bout fell off his chair. Nothing wrong with submitting to authority of a pastor / church teaching but everyone needs to study for themselves.

Elmo · #5 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 11:00 PM

If you came to our church you would wait till doomsday before that happened to you.
Elmo

george_n_texas · #6 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 02:48 AM

I never tried it and I doubt the guy who came up with it did either. What church you go to?

Elmo · #7 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 08:32 AM

George,
In all fairness I will have to say that there are some churches where that will happen. It would happen in the church I used to go to.
I attend Lighthouse Baptist Church now. I have been there a little more than a year now. It is an independant Baptist Church.
Elmo

Elmo · #8 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 08:40 AM

Joe,
I like your avatar. I used to haul across country and those crosses are all over the country. They were put up by a guy who spent all his money on them in his later life.
Elmo

marts1 · #9 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 12:08 PM

Now that is interesting.

Elmo · #10 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmo

Joe,
I like your avatar. I used to haul across country and those crosses are all over the country. They were put up by a guy who spent all his money on them in his later life.
Elmo

If you are interested in the story here is the url. Christian Crosses, Inc
Elmo