Norman is the only person I know that can pass gas on demand. Ya'll probably think I'm making this up but I'm not, it's true, I've heard him do it lots of times. We had a friend that had one them little machines that makes those kinds of noises. He had it in his pocket and told us to pardon him because he was having serious stomach problems and he would push the button. Norman told him that was alright and lifted his leg and ripped one. Just to make Fred feel better. Now thats a friend. A friend with "special" talent.............................
