Quote:
Originally Posted by D.J.  A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows..
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. |
I think with current events it might be something more like this....
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows, but claim you have 10
You have 300 people milking them.
To make up for the volume you claim to have, you water the milk down and add an industrial plastic additive to make the milk appear to have a higher protein content.
Crap, not enough money for all the lawsuits...