I can top all of you with my bad year.

On July 30 2007 I cut my hand on a can of chicken requiring sitches. Worse yet i did not get to eat my lunch.
On Aug 27 2007 my house burnt to the ground. I was homeless for two months.
On March 3 2008 I was leaving work. . . well let the front page news article explain it all Officer shoots armed man | Batesville Daily Guard

At least I go on vacation next week.